Die Hard 1, a goddamn classic
Die Hard 2, slightly less classic
Die Hard 3, better than Die Hard 4
Die Hard 5, don't wanna Die Hard no more!
He's smashing cars, and shooting guns
If I knew what was happening maybe this would be more fun
As for the plot, that won't take long
We put more thought into this song (and that's not saying much)
Directed by John Moore
Don't think he's ever seen a Die Hard movie before
It's a Good Day to Die Hard
Don't even see it if you're paying with a gift card
John McClaine used to be the coolest dude
Stop playing John McClaine Bruce Willis, just go play the blues
It's a Good Day to Die Hard
It was directed by a retard
But I'm sure it's gonna make bank over seas
So brace yourself, they're not done making these!