When you find a book
out in the woods
that says don't read me
You gotta read it
It's written in blood
and bound in flesh
and it'll raise the dead
what the hell, just read it
Admit it, you were scared when you heard they were gonna remake Evil Dead
Hollywood could have made another turd, but they shit out something awesome instead
if you want tree rape its got it
split tongue its got it
blood vomit
if you're sick like us this'll get you off
There's something in the woods, I think it might be evil
We're all gonna die tonight, and then we'll become evil
She's evil, trees evil, you gotta go see evil dead
