When I was just a boy, I used to play with GI Joes, oh the crazy things I'd make them do
Now the Rock, and Magic Mike, and John McClane all got together to make my childhood fantasies come true...GI Joe 2...
There are nanobots are hiding the imposter president
who goes and destroys London with a crazy rod from outerspace
There are ninjas on a zipline
a motorcycle made of rockets
and an avalanche that kills those zipline ninjas
Directed by John M. Chu, I assume he's 10-years-old
based on the action sequences and way the plot unfolds
Yes, it all seems crazy, not everything makes sense
but who amongst had a childhood that made any sense
Yo Joe
It's not a classic, but it'll do the trick
So hold onto your popcorn with that kung-fu grip
Yo Joe
Check your brain at the door, enjoy the din and rattle
Now you know what you're in for and knowing's half the battle
