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A tale of murder and justice from the old west to the North Pole.

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I was driving cattle past the county line
started shooting bucks just to pass the time
I shot rudolph
rudolph reindeer

I heard the tales when I was child
‘bout a nose that’s red as a fire is wild
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

He looked up and he tried to run
but I shot him in the back with my daddy’s gun
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer
I shot rudolph
the famous reindeer

I shot rudolph, I shot him dead
yeah his nose ain’t the only thing that’s red
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

The sun was setting like a purple bruise
won’t be long til Santa hears the news
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

Well I tried to run
but them elves is quick
they took me back to face old St. Nick
i shot rudolph
rudolph reindeer
I shot rudolph
his favorite reindeer

I shot rudolph and I’m sorry

They threw me into a candy cane cell
Mrs. Claus said she hoped I burn in hell
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

The white moon shines bright over the north pole
tonight I pray for my very soul
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

I was tried by an elf jury of my peers
and they gave me a hundred thousand millions years
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer
That God Damn reindeer

But Santa’s the boss, this is what he said
That rat gets the death penalty instead
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

Santa sure made an example of me
he strung me up to the North Pole tree
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer

So now that my whole life is spent
I’ll hang forever as an ornament
I shot rudolph
rudolph the reindeer
I shot rudolph
the red-nosed reindeer
and I’m sorry
I shot rudolph and I’m sorry
oooooh
(reindeer noise)

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Fortress of Attitude New York, New York

Comedy rock from NYC.

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