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There’s frost on the windows and my ears are numb
It’s fucking cold outside
People who build snowmen are dumb
It’s fucking cold outside
Took my dog for a walk he got hit a plow
But it’s too cold for a dog funeral now
It’s fucking cold outside
It’s fucking cold outside

Saw some kids in a snowball fight
don’t they know it’s fucking cold outside
The sun goes down sooner every night
cause it fucking knows it’s fucking cold outside

My car got stuck in a foot of snow
I prayed to God for help and he just said no
He said it's fucking cold outside
It's fucking cold outside.
spoken: Try me again in the spring.

My wife’s in labor, gonna give birth today
I told her, I can’t make it, it’s fucking cold outside
Call my son up in the womb told him to wait until May
He said, no prob dad, it’s fucking cold outside

A man with an ax just broke inside
but I didn’t run away, no, just laid here and died
because it’s cold outside
it’s fucking cold outside

Fucking cold outside...

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from Bigger Than Santa: 12 Christmas Songs in 12 Christmas Days, track released December 14, 2012

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Comedy rock from NYC.

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