What would you do if you woke up in a room with no doors and no windows and you only ate dumplings for twenty years?
TWENTY YEARS
That's the world of fear that Spike Lee has created, or should we say emulated in Old Boy, Old Boy, Old Boy, Oh boy
Don't get excited, I know this song sounds cool, but we can't help it, just trust us that the movie is not as cool
NOT AS COOL
you want specifics here you go,
The tone's uneven
it's got no style
even Sam Jackson
didn't make me smile
we should all watch the original
but Americans can't deal with subtitles
Old Boy
Oh boy
why'd they lock you in that hotel room?
Old Boy
Oh boy
wish they would lock me in there too
you get to watch tv all day
get drunk all night
your best friends a pillow
you learn how to ninja fight
no rent, no job
live like a total slob
whatever you want to do
just do it
there's one last question
Old Boy, Old Boy
why is this movie called
Old Boy, Old Boy
please answer in the comments
Respectfully
I hope one of you can please tell me
Old Boy
