The Lone Ranger

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No one was asking for this, the results were mostly tiring
They redid The Lone Ranger, I guess the rights were expiring

It stars a guy named Armie Hammer as the Lone Ranger
with a name like Armie Hammer he should be in the BONE Ranger

To become the Lone Ranger, he had to learn hard lessons about life
He had to learn to use guns, learn to be an outlaw, learn to have sex with his brother's wife

And Tonto, poor Tonto, he's played by a White Man
His best friend is a dead crow and he's a huge Buster Keaton fan

Lone Ranger's in danger, of being a non-starter
Lone Ranger you're stranger than Disney's last flop John Carter

but if you want to see
a Gore Verbinkski
western movie
starring Johnny Depp

see Rango


from Movie Review Songs, track released July 3, 2013




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