It’s Christmas time
but dogs don’t really notice
no caroling,
no parties do they plan
Has anyone told them
about the tale of Santa
If anyone did,
would they even understand?
We buy them toys
but they just eat the wrapping
we buy them bones
they just drink from toilet bowls
But this is the year,
we teach them about Christmas
this is the year,
we save their furry souls
Because their isn’t any Christmas for the doggies
No matter what we buy them at the mall
it’s all the same to them
but we can change that in the end
Dogs Don’t Know It’s Christmas time at all
Teach them that
Santa flies inside a sleigh
Make them list
all the toys they want each day
Give them gifts
only they have been good
Make them bake
Gingerbread men like they should
CHORUS
They’re just dogs
They pee on all our stuff
They’re just dogs
Do they even know we love them?
DOG BARKING SOLO
because Dogs Don’t Know It’s Christmas time at all
Feed the Dogs -- let them know it’s Christmas time!
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