We've all seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Well in this new one they mostly just dropped the last word
There's a weird small town conspiracy
I guess that gets Leatherface some sympathy
But they're not really breaking new ground
Reusing that old Polaroid sound
There ain't even no nudity
And that's the real horror to me!
Texas Chainsaw 3D
Woulda been better in 2D (less money)
I can't say that you should see
Texas Chainsaw 3D (Maybe on NetFlix)