We all read the Great Gatsby in 9th grade
and thought it would cool to be Nick Caraway
now finally a new movie has been made
that shows us how strange it would be to hang with Jay
You'd like his parties
You'd like his women
you probably wouldn't mind watching him swimming
but soon you'd find he's one messed up dude
He's always bragging about his medals
driving way too fast
hanging out with gangsters
and clinging to the past
He'll make you go to awkward brunches
ignore those weird phone calls
watch him dancing with your cousin
And he'll make you film it all
The Great Gatsby
The green light is calling
It's as boring as it is enthralling
Nick Caraway should have been balling
Jordan, but Baz Luhrman doesn't agree
He'd rather distract you with songs by Jay-Z
The Good Gatsby