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Fortress of Attitude back on the mic
to review a movie that we actually liked

So turn the volume of your iphone on
and listen as we tell you about Don Jon

He rocks the Jersey Shore like Pauly D
and ScarJo's kicking it like Snooki

Aaaah, Porno, is his addiction
if you ask me that's not much of an affliction

He says guy watch pornos nightly
but for us, that's putting it lightly

Julianne Moore is still the queen
of Oscar Nominees who love sex scenes

So it's no surprise when she shows up
as an insightful widow who loves to fuck

Ooooh, Casting gets one more stanza
what else is there to say but Tony Danza?!

Go see Don Jon
Get your porno on

JGL at the helm, a surprising debut
we're glad to know he's a porno freak too

Strong performances, self-assured direction
not bad for a movie about erections

Breezy, sleazy, it goes down easy
a modern romance that ain't even cheesy

made my dick hard, and it made think,
gonna contemplate when I'm on gimmepink

Go see Don Jon
funny, not too long

Go see Don Jon
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from Movie Review Songs, released January 13, 2013

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