It's the end of the summer
nothing much left to do
and I know it's a bummer
but we gotta see Kick-Ass 2
Can't remember the first one
thought it'd matter but it doesn't
KickAss still sucks, Hit Girl's still the best, and the bad guy's still McLovin
And Kickass as a hero
you know you really suck
Everyone around you is dying
and you don't seem to give a fuck
And they want us to believe this is the really real world
(this ain't no comic book)
But bodies don't fall apart when hit by a little girl
(well, it's based on a comic book)
Even Jim Carrey won't promote this shit
(somebody stop me)
this coming from a guy who thought Burt Wonderstone would be a hit
Kick-Ass 2
(should've been been called Hit Girl)
what did you do?
(or Lick-Ass or Owl-Fuck)
what's wrong with you?
(Now I'm just saying stuff)
Kick-Ass 2
(I miss Nick Cage)
shame on you
(He was funny in the first one)
you really blew
(Have you seen Drive Angry? It's weird, man)
